Welcome to the very first, annual Pokémon washers tournament. This is just the beginning of the amazing adventures of our competitors who’s journeys are destined to be packed with nonstop action, alcoholic beverages, heart pounding perils, and endless excitement. Together we’ll witness fantastic bonds, evil competitors, and hear funky ass beats beyond our wildest imaginations. As this competition unfolds we’ll unlock the magic and mystery of a most wonderous place. The incredible world where Squirtle turns 25 years of age surrounded by adults in Pokémon cosplay. Without further adue, let’s get this competition underway.